Oh My God.

My 90 year old grandfather has a girlfriend. The nursing home staff walked in on them naked.

THANKS FOR TELLING ME MOM NOW I’M GOING TO PUKE.

Edit: Apparently he is the nursing home slut. He has multiple girlfriends.

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Margarita Shots

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Sacha if the puppy you get next year looks like this thing I will snuggle it and love it and steal it from you.

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Another night in

and I’m starting to feel a little stir crazy BUT I just found Lil & Stitch online and I’ve been dying to watch it for months soooo life isn’t too terrible :D

I want this at every party I throw next year.

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